I put it down, right here, just now.
Then, it disappeared somehow.
It's absence I just can't allow!
Where The Hell's My Coffee?!?

That waitress put our order in
All morning, I've been yearnin'.
What's that I smell burnin'?
Where the Hell's My Coffee?!?


Oh, give me a cup of that roasted stuff,
don't forget sugar and milk.
It'll soothe yer soul, It'll keep you up-
Sweet as daisies, smooth as silk.

I'm standing in the grocery shop.
All the sudden, time has stopped -
My favorite brand is out of stock(!)
Where the Hell's My Coffee?!?
(Stir it up, Timmy!)

Oh, give me a cup of that roasted stuff,
don't forget sugar and milk.
It'll soothe yer soul, It'll keep you up-
Sweet as daisies, smooth as silk.
Of the dark beans powers,
you might express dismay,
but I'll be up for hours.
I been clocked at 20 cups a day...

Now, I don't drink that booze no mo'
But, I gotta get warmed up for the show-
I don't do speed, said "No" to Blow, so-
Where The Hell's My Coffee?!?